Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
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