Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
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Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
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is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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