This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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