i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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