We're like a lot better than the average bears
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.