We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
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I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
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And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night