did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha