so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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