make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
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