They should really pass out barf bags in church
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
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Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
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I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
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