considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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