me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
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nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
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It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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