i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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