it wasn't lemon gatorade
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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