Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
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i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
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Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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