the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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