One girl and one boy is just not enough.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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