What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
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