U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
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I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
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I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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