we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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