Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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