I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Randomize