I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
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Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
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But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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