butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
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