i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
They took my balls.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
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