I hate all girls vehemently.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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