I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
Randomize
