5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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