We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
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I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
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I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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