I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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