Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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