The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
is it fun? or sober?
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