problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
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Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
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hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
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