I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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