I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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