ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
i out mim tonsoeep
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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