Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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