I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
please don't ironically join a cult
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