Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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