i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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