How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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