They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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