I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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