Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Sacagawea was the original milf.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
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My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
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If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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