I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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