I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
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One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
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His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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