Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
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i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
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Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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