I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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