I swear she didn't look like that last week.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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