You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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