Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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