she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
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No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
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Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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