I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
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