Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Boobs speak an international language.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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