hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Do you remember whose house we're in?
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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